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So I am all about haveing sparkling white teeth however I don’t like the taste of seaman ( yes seaman makes your teeth white). And if any guy out there or some creepy home schooling chick ever wants to find out what man juice tastes like, swish around some Listerine Whiting mouth wash for a few seconds and you will understand why spitting is 85% more likely to occur then swallowing… I wonder if the Listerine product research team ever got feedback from some chick like “ I loved the whitening effect from the mouth wash, and especially liked how the taste brought me back to many a college night!”.
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This also answered why 9 out 10 dentists only agreed on this product. The 10th was a female dentist who thought some horrible prank had been played on her, so she just dipped out after double dickering the CEO’s private bathroom. I don’t know what the active ingredient is ( because I speak American, not Latin) but I am pretty sure public pool water with a hint of sea salt were used for flavoring. You know what I am talking about...
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