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Let me just throw this out there sex is great, those who have sex, lots of it (I <3 hoes) know what I am talking about. It is idolized in our culture, everyone is expected to give it up on prom night, or to your first bf in the back of his hoopty (you drive a civic.. oh my panties fell off) or even just your first love. Yet even with all the propaganda and expectations set on teens to do the dirty in high school (better get good at it before college) some people out there still hold fast to the archaic 1930’s view that sex should be saved for the one you marry. I am all about only giving it up to people you are in love with (what I fall in love a lot), but honestly hold off on it all together? Here is my prob with that, when and if I ever get married ( to my
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billionaire with a foot in the grave and hand on his wallet) I think I would want to know everything there is to know about that person including what is in the neither region. I would not want my wedding night to be awkward and scary and filled with a potentially horrid surprise, I mean your exhausted from the days activities (well for a virgin all that non-dancing and drinking of grape juice) you prob are sweaty as all hell from the formal wear and now you have to get down to it? *SPOILER ALERT* your first time is not all that great, you feel awkward you don’t know what to do you are left with this sense of that’s it, and it can really hurt for girls and guys (a virgin is tighter then White House security) and this is what you want to go through on the happiest day of your life? What if you get into bed with the dude and realize he has the smallest penis on earth (well I guess you wouldn’t have anything to reference it to but you prob would still be like wtf) or what if it is the biggest thing you have ever seen
(GODZILLA run for the hills..what Khloe Kardashian prob thought the first time Lamar wiped it out) and now you are stuck with an amputee or seabiscuit over there? No that’s not what you want, even if you are of this school of thought you should be able to get down with it while you are engaged I mean you’re almost there. This way your wedding night can be fun and you don’t have all that stress about performing on your mind. Sex whether christian conservatives believe it or not is a big part of the relationship and is about a lot more then making more little church goers. It’s about intimacy being able to be that comfortable with someone (not just comfortable enough to poop in front of them) that you can get buck naked and be put into positions that accentuate your fupa roll, makes your ass look big, and god knows what else epic adventures you get into. None the less its about bonding and love not just procreation, if you look at it that way I can only imagine the sex you have very utilitarian and cold (like Darth Vader banging out Ben Stein). Sex is natural prob one of the mist natural things we as humans do.. well next to killing one another and to hide yourself from such a great thing for god knows what reason is not necessarily a good thing, not to mention you are looked at pretty funny when you blurt out on your 21 birthday that you have never been laid. 
Save the awkward moment for someone you prob won’t ever see again and the good stuff for your husband!
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