It's Like Christmas Morning Every Month...

YAY!

sooo.. this statement rings true to any sexually active female out there.... I think that a good ole pregnancy scare actually makes your period that much more enjoyable (why do I always have these.. paranoid.. maybe).. you don't mind the cramps (better then labor pains) you don't mind the period panties(so classy) and you deff don't mind the hemorrhaging... all that worry from the week before makes your period so much easier to deal with and actually makes it a very welcomed visitor. I don't really know what I will be like on that god forsaken day I wake up and realize holynut sack I am f'ed... maybe it will be a good day (score I knew that bathroom big Ben dragged me into was like a fertility statute) or it will be the scariest day of my life prob going to be a bit of both… none the less.. that’s what’s on my mind, that and the choco-taco I will be eating for dinner tonight to quell these chocolate cravings…

I can actually hear my
ass getting bigger...