My tatters say buy me drinks... your tatters say wtf...

Ok girls…wtf is with boys starring at our fun bags, all I want to do is have a fun time with my girls and get shammamerd!

Oh wait I know why, those golden tickets to life are out and just screaming to be moterboated!! I see so many girls out (myself included) with their tatters pushed up to their chins, their nipples just barely tucked into that baby gap (for sluts) shirt and lookin a hot mess up at the bar, and yet many of these same girls (myself not included) wonder why guys can not seem to make eye contact with them when trying to lay down some game. I and many of my friends

My Hoe's

 < (what up hoes) dress rather provocatively and know that we look like total skanks when we go out (hey are we dressing like I am easy but you have to buy me a drink, or let’s rail some lines and do this?). I can’t stand the hypocrisy of it all, you want to look skanky but you don’t want people to think you are a skank…how does that work? Who are you dressing for anyways when you go out looking like that, what you like to look skanky to turn your self on, or maybe your hoe bag friends like to see your sweater gremlins… no you did it for attention! We all know guys are perverted it’s in their DNA and some guys have such a good imagination that even under your north face fleece and hoody they still could imagine those glorious beasts just bouncing up and down at them, but should we have a problem with that? I don’t feel violated when a dude stares at my tatters, especially if I have them out, wasn’t that the point?

 (no money tonight better bring out the twins). So what about those awkward situations when you are not trying to look skanky and your boobs are just tucked away in that nasty old sports bra at the gym, and that creeper on the bike keeps starring at you? (who rides bikes….)

1. Get over it, and get over your self, how do you really know he is even looking at you?

2. Ok he is looking at you, is it really bothering you that Creeper-Maggie is getting his jolly’s off of your sweaty tits.

3. You do have a problem with being included in his spank bank, so yell from the elliptical over to the bikes “hey chester are you looking at these and forcibly grab your love pillows and shake…(works like a charm)

Problem solved…

I just don’t think confusing the already flustered mind of a dude trying to get some strange, by putting your tatters out there and then being all uptight about him looking at them is right. If you don’t want people to stare at your who-ha’s then don’t put them out there, tuck them away… wear a sports bra (uni-boob is soo hot this season) and get on with your prude stuck up life.


Words used to reference Breast’s:
Fun Bags
Golden Tickets to Life
Tatters
Sweater Gremlins
Glorious Beasts
Twins
Boobs
Tits
Love Pillows
Who-Ha’s